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| Bike I ride: | 2009 Ironhorse Yakuza Kumicho |
| Favorite Trails: | Denton "bike park" Swain "bike park" |
| About Me: | I like bike. |
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Thanks for putting on the bust-a-rhyme comp! I am soooo stoked to get a new pair of rims. Ever since I saw that set of rims in your shop at the US Open I have been saving up! Thanks again SOOO much!
Happy Trails,
Bikerbuddy661
hahaha thanks bro!
who won? and how do we find out? :)
PART 2 BELOW!
(continued from above)
The caption is right, “Thou Art About To Fall,”
If I had a wreck like this, due to pain, I would bawl,
However, downhill racing is a man sport, unlike softball,
If you compete you always run the risk of injury,
That ends with a big, fat hospital fee,
Hit your kidneys, and you may see blood when you pee,
Not to mention the parts busted on your bike,
Always ends with the feeling of dislike,
Handlebars so bent, it could be used as a railroad spike,
On the other hand, if you win, the rewards are immense,
Even if your run had a moment so intense,
Had the crowd, looking on in suspense,
You could shake the hand of The Iron Sheik,
Next to him, even Andre the Giant feels meek,
When wrestling Andre has no technique,
And it stands no chance for the Sheik’s physique,
I feel sorry for the dude in this photograph,
And I must say on my behalf,
One should not laugh,
Because this could happen to anyone,
When racing, all is in the name of fun,
Although, at the end of the day everyone wants to say, “I won”
(sorry it wouldnt fit on one comment...)
Part 1 :
The US Open brought to you by Diablo Freeride Park,
Unload the lift, get ready, take your mark,
All you hear is the tick of an atomlab hub as you embark,
Pushing the limits on the downhill course,
Using my race run as a source,
For a new bike, because I learned that out of business, goes Ironhorse,
On the Jamis, there are Saint brakes, derailleur, and drivetrain,
The quality of these parts make this picture worth the pain,
If I could just take first place, not only would I have the fame,
But a new pair of atomlab wheels to make me faster,
Maybe next time, won’t result in this disaster,
I should take some tips from the masters,
At Diablo was, Gee Atherton, Cam McCaul, and Sam Hill,
Who took home the check far from nil,
I now have the cork from his champagne on my window sill,
I really want this set of atomlab wheels,
I want them more than the 3-a-day I get meals,
Winning this prize, it would be such a steal,
The man in this picture, I can’t imagine how he feels,
Also in this picture, are the fans that look on,
There mouths open so wide, way bigger than any yawn,
Too bad for the rider, no kids is he going to spawn,
Looks as though he’s going to hit his nuts on a big rock,
This will teach him, Diablo is no boardwalk,
And also, it is nothing to mock,
(to be continued below)
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Aug 13, 2009 at 5:51